Of course, I cannot in good conscience leave you without a creative gesture. So, for you humming pleasure, here is a Rockosophy parody of Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls. If you would so generously oblige me, follow along with this karaoke while reading the following parody:
Enjoy.
"How about we go on and head downtown?
Oh, right around those old fair grounds? Can we stuff our pockets right full? My rockhound friends You take the Rock Rollers by the pound
Oi, I was once a lonely soul
Rockin' the backwoods all solo Until I found a crew just as obsessed as me, yea Ventured along with Northwest Rockhounds With such knowledge out of my bounds Great treasure hunters, they made a Rock Rat of me
Whoa! Whoa! Let's go diggin' in the sand Into the gravel, into the stand Let's lick each and every stone we see, oi! With their translucency and color Tumbled, raw, or just plain nubbled Carry us away far from this urban bubble
Giddy'up!
How about we go on and head downtown?
Oh, right around those old fair grounds? Can we stuff our pockets right full? My rockhound friends You take the Rock Rollers by the pound
Hey, listen here!
Next time we'll get that geode From the matrix, move that rock load There's another site just there over the ridge, see? Ah, and always more adventures Never cease to get my treasures Northwest Rockhounds, you done made a Rock Rat of me Now, get this!
"How about we go on and head downtown?
Oh, right around those old fair grounds?
Can we stuff our pockets right full?
My rockhound friends
You take the Rock Rollers by the pound
Grab that pick ax and swing! Whoooa hey, whoa hey, Northwest Rockhounds
Eastside Rockhounds Hey hey hey Let's get out there With all them Rockhounds, hey hey"