How to Camp With Strangers


Figure 1: Former stranger and NW Rockhoud member, Timotheus, leading the way to First Creek.

I have only ever camped with total strangers once, so I boast only cursory observations in this instructional post on exactly how to go about camping with strangers.

Figure 2: A blue agate geode I found and extracted with the help of Theus at First Creek dig site.

First, you will need some strangers [Figure 1]. For this, I recommend leaving the apartment, house, or even looking up from this screen. I had to do all three (and many other things), on several different occasions (my entire life up to this point), until such an event as will be depicted here could be achieved (I had no idea what I was doing regarding any element of this adventure).

Next, you will need to interact with the stranger(s). Walking up to someone with the opener, "What are your dreams and deepest passions in life?" may be tempting, but I advise against its frivolent use. My surveying says the response is almost always a very laborious and pregnant silence.

Starting from a place of common interest is a good way to go (everyone has always told me this, in some cases in different languages, so this is just a human thing, apparently). If you go about it right, you might end up driving away from your camping excursion in a state of divine bliss with something new on your list of 'Have-Done's. Plus, there might be ice cream.

Camping with strangers was precisely what I did this past weekend, and it was down right phenomenal. This is that story.

When a total stranger asks you, "Are you pretty agile?" while leaning casually on a ginormous pickax, you may feel compelled to assume the worst.

Had this happened to me six months ago, my gut reaction would likely have been, "Dear god, I am about to be murdered and buried with that pickax, and I haven't even paid off my car."

The man, already grizzled from a morning of digging elsewhere, asked me this while we waited, alone, for his friend to return from their car. I believe in providing people with the space to define themselves, and so that is how I will describe my weekend mountain rock heroes: Timotheus was an adventurer and Nathan a farmer. Both were staggering in their expertise as to the geology of the region, and nothing other than gentlemen. Theus's dog loafed happily in his wake around the trail while we waited [Figure 3]. There was no trail, actually, we happened to be following coordinates from his GPS along a ridge of Red Top Mountain.

Figure 3: Pull-off on the trail up to Red Top Mountain Trail.

Thankfully, this was not six months ago, and my gut surprised even the other self-aware body parts that compose me. I tried to smile without being smug, and said, "Yea, I'm pretty agile; think I'll be fine." I beat down my Kaufman-clan impulse to wink, because who winks at a stranger holding a dirt-caked weapon, in the middle of the forest?

Theus nodded, somewhat to himself, and said, "Good, because this is gonna require some agility." Half turning back to me, he added, "and a lot of digging."

"Thank god," I thought. I knew I had come to the right place [Figure 2].

Truth be told, I hadn't come to any place in particular. That afternoon, after finding myself lost yet again because I punched the wrong coordinates into my phone, I had turned impulsively to the internet and made a decision about the rest of my weekend. Like so many of my morally destitute generation, the web was Plan B.

My very pregnant sister had been unable to go camping near my station that weekend, and thus the blue prints for my free time had fallen asunder. Instead of binging on goodies around the campfire in my lovely desert, I was lost, alone, and trespassing somewhere northwest of BFE. I rashly clicked "Going" on the Facebook group invitation to "23 -25 June Campout Red Top Mountain" of a Facebook group I had recently joined. After messaging the coordinator, who would later show me the proper way to drag tailings from a dig site, I set myself along a new trajectory. From my idling place behind a stop sign overlooking a gorge adjacent, I swiveled right, instead of left, onto a rural highway and sped toward the Cascades.

Figure 4: Former stranger, Nathan, of NW Rockhounds, picking through tailing pile at Red top Mountain.

They say you shouldn't meet people from the internet in remote places, always tell someone where you are going, have an escape plan, and generally be prepared for a cut-and-run death pursuit if things go belly up.

Well, omnipresent 'they', I didn't do any of that. After being on the road for an hour, I sent my sister the link to our potential location and told her the general plan, while gassing up. Her response, "So your going to camp and hang out with other rock geeks?" galvanized my endeavor to do just that.

Although, knowing that a single mountain can hide many bodies, I harbored no illusions about the irrelevance of my gesture. Of my many gifts, self-preservation will never be counted among them.

It was a *uniholystring thing that I even encountered these two magnificent nomads on their journey around the mountain.

After stopping at the turn sign for Red Top Mt., I stood outside my Jeep and looked about aimlessly. For those who have ever taken a jaunt into the wilderness with me, or ventured to a new location I stumble upon via recommendation, you know this is not a new physical expression of my lostness. Turning several times to examine the same line of trees twice, I thought, "Ok, I followed the coordinates,...and found nothing. Why didn't I wait for a response before hurtling into this dead zone? I've even been here before...I knew it was a dead zone and I came to meet people from the bloody internet, anyway! Did I expect a neon sign?!"

I did, actually. The warring 13 year old girl and middle-aged woman in me somehow managed to assume people still post directional party signs when a group converges at a new social event. But this was a camping/hiking/rockhounding trip, planned by assumed professionals, so it's natural to have fallen back into these ideas.

Figure 5: Theus inspecting the rock face for signs of geodes at First Creek.

Climbing back into the bucket seat, I cranked up that same playlist I haven't been able to update since my Mac exploded, and kept driving up the trail. Simultaneously, I wildly gesticulated, to no one in particular, that I had no real delusions that any part of this madness would work out as planned. After all, that would require there to have been a plan. Which there was not.

With my car full of field guides, camping supplies, a half-eaten bag of stale marshmallows, some protein powder, carrots, and an unreasonable amount of M&Ms, I secretly always knew I'd end up hoisting my tent alone in the forest and bumbling about the mountain streams stag. I just didn't consider myself the "type" to facilitate productive adventures drawn from the internet... Foolish, human, I was!

I decided after the fourth road sign promising salvation, in the form of a parking lot at the trail head, to throw AJ (my Jeep: Awesome Jeep) into park, and ask for some damn direction. I re-applied my shirt, that had made its way to the passenger seat in the summer heat, and before I changed my mind, jumped out to greet two fellas hovering around a white Dodge truck outside the primitive bathroom.

"Hey, how are you guys, today?" I poured every ounce of sanity into my inflection. It must have worked, because neither of the hikers ran screaming at my approach. "Good. Hey, do you need something?" one smiled and offered. "Shit, they're on to me," I thought and hastily changed tactics. "Yea, please," I implored, "Have you guys seen any rockhounds around here? Like with hammers or-"

Figure 6: Part of a basketball-sized geode, still be extracted, at First Creek.

"Oh yea!" the other one interjected. Looking up from fiddling with his backpack, he looked to his friend, who said, "Yea, you just missed them! Those guys, up there, said stuff about rocks!" Both pivoted to indicate the silver, 4 wheel drive something-or-other currently making a K-turn, up the trail.

Somehow, I had managed to catch the coordinator of the campout and his buddy, just on their way back from a dig at another location. Damn near walking into the path of their car, I smiled and waved.

"Hey, are you guys with the rockhounding group?" I almost begged.

"Yea, NW Rockhounds. We just came back from digging earlier. Nobody else seems to be around, and we've been looking for NW Rockhound bumper stickers. I'm Timotheus." Theus shook my hand through the rolled-down window and Nathan greeted me from shot-gun.